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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 10:13
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
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Minds and Behinds
Still no good
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No way
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Nuts and Butts
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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